I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PUNS PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR THIS IS A FACT
THIS IS GIVING ME ELLIE FEELS
It makes me very happy to see Jared Leto and Matthew McConaughey win Oscars. I mean McConaughey deserves it just for True Detective.
The only thing I want to ever wear are women’s thighs around my neck.
Don’t care what you think of me for reblogging this. It made me laugh. I need to laugh so this needs to be on my blog.